February 2012
gaymzee:
human centipede more like lmfao what the fuck is going on
cashcrab:
People always told me never to toot my own horn so I just kept tooting other people’s horns which is probably why I now have malaria.
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
pusseidon:
someone was just debating whether or not they should change their url to something so i hoarded that url just to be mean what is wrong with me
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Is there anything better than watching 12 year old girls on youtube singing Secondhand Serenade
killjoysmakesometoys:
does anybody else ever browse through yahoo answers and laugh at the advice indian guys give people
hyliam:
i’d unfollow me too
how to eat pop tarts:
lick them until they become late 90’s angelina jolie
tanyabaxter:
Im just going to say this, this whole time I’ve secretly been Vanessa Carlton. I pretended to be Tanya Baxter because I wanted to be relevant again. I mean I walked 1,000 miles and for some reason people forgot about me which wasn’t very fair. I tried falling into the sky but time did not pass me by. I hope you guys understand.
radioactive-kyle-obrien:
ewrecktion:
Those big bouncing African titties in documentaries
Rap videos are not documentaries.
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no one has made fun of my name despite the fact that it rhymes with chlamydia
21stsextury:
people who are obsessed with harry potter and twilight
unable to see my haters
thehibachi:
quattrovagina:
when youre walking fast and the person right in front of you just stops out of no where
im pretty sure im the product of a botched abortion
chewing on buttholes
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sometimes i sit in the dark listening to music for hours
brilovesjeffsgroin:
batteriesrequired:
...
meatmodel:
wow i really hope computers dont cause cancer
im going to speak in Step Brothers quotes at my next job interview
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i feel conflicted, i want to see Wanderlust but jennifer aniston is in it
nucleur:
i wonder if there’s a jewish hispanic gangbanger nicknamed Jewnior.
holy-livid:
everyone loves a good serial killer. except, of course, those faggots that don’t.
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the only thing ive learned from therapy is that you should never tell them everything
